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Santa Claus Quotes For Christmas

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Santa Claus Quotes For Christmas


God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.
~ Oliver Markus


All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.


Not believe in Santa Claus!
You might as well not believe in fairies!
~ Francis P. Church


The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus;
it is to be Santa Claus.
~ Pat Boone


God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is
‘sposed to be a happy time.
~ Bil Keane


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Santa Claus is more than a mythical figure,
living in the North Pole with reindeer and happy industrious elves.


Funny Santa Claus Quotes To Make You Laugh


The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
~ Lemony Snicket


Santa Claus has the right idea —
visit people once a year!
~Victor Borge


Dear Santa, Before I explain,
how much do you know already?
~ Anonymous


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You know you’re getting old
when Santa starts looking younger.
~ Robert Paul


The main reason Santa is so jolly is
because he knows where all the bad girls live.
~ George Carlin


They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney;
he really enters through the heart.
~ Paul M. Ell


I never believed in Santa Claus
because I knew no white dude would come
into my neighborhood after dark.
~Dick Gregory


The three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus;
he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
~ Jim Guthrie


Santa Claus wears a red suit—he must be a communist.
And a beard and long hair—must be a pacifist.
What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?
~ Arlo Guthrie


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