Funny Christmas Quotes To Keep You Jolly In This Season
Here you will find collection of Funny Christmas quotes,Hilarious Christmas quotes sayings collection.
Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.
~ Gary Allan
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
~ Andy Borowitz
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
~ Johnny Carson
That’s the true spirit of Christmas:
people being helped by people other than me.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is
because he knows where all the bad girls live.
~ George Carlin
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer,
and receipts for all major purchases.
~ Bridger Winegar
Funny Quotes Sayings For Christmas
What I don’t like about office
Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
~ Phyllis Diller
Christmas is a state of mind and
that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
~ Melanie White
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
~ Larry Wilde
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas
with a note on it saying, toys not included.
I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I was six.
Mother took me to see him in a department store,
and he asked for my autograph.
~ Shirley Temple
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season,
a deeply religious time that each of us observes,
in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
~ Dave Barry
There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply
because it is Christmas; there are other people
who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.
~ Robert Staughton Lynd
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory,
like a thunderstorm and we all go through it together.
~ Garrison Keillor